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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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