{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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The U.S. House Committee on Homeland Security is a standing committee of the United States House of Representatives. Its responsibilities include U.S. security legislation and oversight of the Department of Homeland Security.
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