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School District 70 Pacific Rim is a school district on the west coast of Vancouver Island in British Columbia. The board office and the majority of the schools are located in Port Alberni but the district extends to the west to include Ucluelet, Tofino, and Bamfield.
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Henry Aubrey Strode was an American academic and school administrator who served as the first president of Clemson University.
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