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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Cloud Platform at Juyong Pass","displaytitle":"Cloud Platform at Juyong Pass","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2592536","titles":{"canonical":"Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass","normalized":"Cloud Platform at Juyong Pass","display":"Cloud Platform at Juyong Pass"},"pageid":37470238,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Yuntai_north_side.jpg/330px-Yuntai_north_side.jpg","width":320,"height":194},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Yuntai_north_side.jpg","width":2832,"height":1717},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1187900668","tid":"9acb4b4b-90c6-11ee-9018-46c74fba583d","timestamp":"2023-12-02T03:55:17Z","description":"Architectural feature at the Juyongguan Pass of the Great Wall of China","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.289,"lon":116.0683},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cloud_Platform_at_Juyong_Pass"}},"extract":"The Cloud Platform at Juyongguan is a mid-14th-century architectural feature situated in the Guangou Valley at the Juyongguan Pass of the Great Wall of China, in the Changping District of Beijing Municipality, about 60 kilometres (37Â mi) northwest of central Beijing. Although the structure looks like a gateway, it was originally the base for three white dagobas or stupas, with a passage through it, a type of structure known as a \"crossing street tower\". The platform is renowned for its Buddhist carvings and for its Buddhist inscriptions in six languages. The Cloud Platform was the 98th site included in the first batch of 180 Major Historical and Cultural Sites Protected at the National Level as designated by the State Council of China in April 1961.","extract_html":"
The Cloud Platform at Juyongguan is a mid-14th-century architectural feature situated in the Guangou Valley at the Juyongguan Pass of the Great Wall of China, in the Changping District of Beijing Municipality, about 60 kilometres (37Â mi) northwest of central Beijing. Although the structure looks like a gateway, it was originally the base for three white dagobas or stupas, with a passage through it, a type of structure known as a \"crossing street tower\". The platform is renowned for its Buddhist carvings and for its Buddhist inscriptions in six languages. The Cloud Platform was the 98th site included in the first batch of 180 Major Historical and Cultural Sites Protected at the Natio